fuuHH kiri.. fuuHH kanan.. mintak di JAUHkan...

ini sape yang ngaku lesbian pun aku tak tahu lah ni.. kejadian sebenar nya macam ni..

budak : saya nak cari pet sister

aku : pet sister tu apa? dah macam binatang perliharaan dah..

budak : kakak angkat... gelaran lain selain adopt

aku : ooo...eaaaa...?

budak : yup ..

aku : tapi aku tak ley jadik akak angkat hang

budak : kenapa..? but you are a sister right?

aku : but i'm lesbian ..

budak : ouh, its ok.. but i know u will be a good sister.. 

aku : how you said like that... i'm a lesbian.. that not a good thing and a good moral...

budak : its ok... i dah biasa dah..i ada jer kawan-kawan yang macam you... but i ok..nanti boleh la i tolong-tolong ingatkan you this thing tak boley... this thing not good to do..try to help to change

aku : but i never feel ok for pet relationship..

in others situation...

budak : hey u.. buat apa?

aku : tak wat apa

budak : oneday, u mesti akan jadi mabuk kepayang

aku : hurm???

budak : yelah.. i call u everyday...i sent u sms.. even u never reply.. but i'm ok.. so, becoz  this way, oneday u akan tertunggu-tunggu my call and sms.

aku : ha???!!! (sambil tangan didada mata ke atas)

budak : serius... u will be..

aku : wait and see.. who will be.. 

and nowadays....

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budak : frankly speaking..i like and adore u.. but i guess u felt like i was interrupting ur life..btw.sorry ..do take care and bye...

budak : sorry sangat2.. i tercall u.. hp dalam pocket, tak perasan.. i was looking my bro training, maybe tertekan ur number masa i duduk.. sorry again..

budak : mornin enjoy your day..i'm quite bz today... i guess i started fall to u..hehehe..love u..bye

budak : asallah malam-malam ni i psycho..haish sumpah ! i like u..n rasanya  cam dah fall in love with u..hahaha gilekan?? but thne i rasa, i kena buang perasaan tu.. mesti u ada perasaan nak life ormal with men, and have a kids..k lah, sorry kacau... bye..

adoiyai... aku dah mula kompius, ni memula sape yang ngaku lesbian nih?????